He told the uninjured American, "I have good news, and I have bad news. Think of your father" Man replies "Haven't got a father; I'm going to jump." The copy goes through a list of relatives, mother, brothers, sister, etc. " The foreigner said "Me me me me me me me." The police said "Why did you kill him?
After a long and agonizing wait, the doctor finally appeared. " The Foreigner Once there was a man that came from India to America, He couldnt speak English so he went to choir and learned how to say "Me me me me me me." Then he went to the store and saw a little girl say "He stole my dolly" And on his way home he went to get meat from the butcher and learned how to say "Big butcher knife big butcher knife." Then he went home and watched an air freshener commercial and learned how to say "Plug it in Plug it in." Then he went to the store and there was a murder the police said "Who killed this man?
What did the potato say when it answered the phone ?
My decision to become a Hindu was a missed steak Q: Did you hear about the winner of the India beauty contest?
A: "I'm holier than you" Q: What do you call a Bollywood fish? Q: What do you call an Indian who always looks around? A: Because every time they get a corner they open up a shop.
You mama so fat when she breastfed you ghee came out When my Hindu girlfriend told me she wanted me to give her a facial, I nearly came on the spot Dear Hindus, I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian I didn't believe in reincarnation the last time, either.
A: The bhayiya kept giving gujju a bunch of hair each time the gujju asked for Kesh' Q: What did the Gujju mean when he said, Ramesh no dikro States ma gayon ? Ram: Narendra Modi Teacher: Is there one more Earth? Teacher: Sham who was the first man to land on the moon?
Hathiramani Gujurati Jokes Q: Why did the Gujju think the film Gandhi was about a woman? Q: Why won't the gujju jeweller sell anything to the UP ka bhayiya? Oh Bhagavan Rakesh: Ram I did not study for the test Ram: No problem. Rakesh: okay Teacher: Ram, tell me who is our Prime Minister?
Q: What did the Gujju say to the singing prostitute? Q: Did you know that Gujarati students are going to start a fraternity? Q: Why did the gujjus take 50 paise when they went to watch GANDHI? He's so desperate that he decides to ask Ganesh for help. "Oh Ganesh,please help me, I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, im going to lose my house as well. I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well." Lotto night comes Bholaji still has no luck. I don't often ask you for help and I have always been a good servent to you.
Q: What do you call a bong who talks a lot, sometimes without making sense? His business has gone bust and he's in serious financial trouble. I've lost my business, my house, my car and my wife children are starving.
The injured Hindu was taken to emergency at the hospital and rushed into surgery.