Dominic Corry takes a peek at some of the cringiest sex scenes shown on the big screen.
She has to look non-disgusted while lying on her back in a communal shower and getting pounded by Stallone.
For that alone she should have gotten an Oscar nomination. Perhaps no director of note has less interest in sex (I mean, in its cinematic manifestations) than does Steven Spielberg; when he attempts to pretend that he has any, he still manages to prove that he’s a serious man with more serious things on his mind, as he does in “Munich,” resulting in a howler of a flashback that he couldn’t have done better if he’d meant it as a joke.
They hump endlessly, most infamously, and cringe-inducingly, in the pool, where Willis and March's lack of anything resembling chemistry is laid bare.
Witnessing this scene cannot help but conjure up the thought of an aged chimpanzee pawing at a carrot. If this Sex Scene Was A Romance Novel It Would Be Called: Desperately Waxing Willem • CLICK HERE TO READ THE FULL ARTICLE.
Even in the unlikely event that it ends up being the classiest mainstream sex drama since say, Philip Kaufman's Henry & June (1990) or Jean-Jacques Beineix's Betty Blue (1986), I am reasonably confident there will be plenty of cringe-inducing moments. To celebrate my presumption, I am going to cite here my favourite cringey movie sex scenes from the past few decades.
Best to start off with the most legendarily cringey sex scene in cinema history, the squirm-inducing nightmare by which all other cringey sex scenes are judged.(The answer to the second, “What is the best film in theaters right now?”, can be found at the end of this post.) This week’s question: In dubious honor of “Fifty Shades Darker,” what is the most ridiculous sex scene from a movie?I still get angry when I think about the part in “Watchmen” where Silk Spectre and Nite Owl do it while “Hallelujah” plays. When it comes to the most ridiculous sex scenes, it really is hard to top the puppet sex in “Team America: World Police.” Just the inventiveness in terms of how many positions they bring you in one puppet-on-puppet montage is, in a word, titillating.As for ridiculous live action sex scenes, there is one I love from “The Bronze,” which isn’t a very good movie, but I appreciate the creativity that went into staging a wacky sex scene between two gymnasts, not to mention the sheer athleticism involved in pulling off cartwheels and the like while being completely naked. There are way too many good answers to this question, so I’ll go with the first thing that popped into mind.If this Sex Scene Was A Romance Novel, It Would Be Called: Die Soft Like Colour of Night, Body of Evidence arrived amongst the glut of post-Basic Instinct would-be erotic thrillers which sought to replicate the success of Paul Verhoeven's popular Michael Douglas/Sharon Stone starrer. (See also: Jade, Traces of Red, Sliver, Indecent Proposal, Disclosure) In this, the most shameless of all the Basic Instinct rip-offs, Willem Dafoe plays a defence attorney whose latest client is a mysterious vixen (played by Madonna!