“Nothing put down anything about money,” Alex says when asked for the number one thing that all male online daters truly hate. They ask you [on dating sites] how much money you make, and I don’t even answer that question — that’s nobody’s business.
“Nothing about ‘I’m looking for a sugar daddy.’ You ruin the whole thing! They can figure that out after we hang out for a bit.” Fair enough.
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When you answer those questions so seriously, that’s a turnoff. ” But Alex — who goes by the moniker Prime Time99 (if you’re interested) and says he’s been “slapped” and “cussed at” during his quest to find true love (or a one-night stand), admits that there are many things that might surprise women about how men view their online dating profiles — first and foremost, that they actually read the whole damn thing!
(So maybe ease up on those bathroom selfies and practice writing down a hilarious life story, you know?
has officially arrived, and with it a truly hilarious character named Alex Stein, who has been on “hundreds of dates” with everyone from “22-year-olds to 40-year-olds to little people.” Hollywood couldn’t help but jump at the opportunity to pick Alex’s brain — find out what he had to say about how to win (and lose) the average dating male’s favor below!
Okay, so maybe Alex might not be the number one guy that women would want to hear online dating advice from.
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Also fair is Alex’s opinion on what makes a lady’s profile irresistible to men.
“The most important thing to me is a girl has to have a sense of humor,” Alex continues.
After all, he pushes obnoxiously for sex — and smiles when he mentions his adversity to condoms — during the show’s March 9 premiere.