Unless your partner previously had a bizarre habit of only dating guys called Darren, the combined total of already uninhabitable names that you both bring to the table could number well into the thirties.
Names of exes Firstly, the obvious names to be eliminated from making their way onto the hallowed certificate of birth, are those owned by any ex.
I shouldn’t need to go into the details of why these are necessary exclusions, but what I will say, is that in today’s culture, where courting is out and dating is done en mass, this already culls the list severely.
She has even started tweeting in Russian and encouraging First Lady Melania Trump to work some Russian-made eco-fur into her wardrobe.
I’m sure you do your name proud and are a credit to all Jacks, Steves and Tanyas worldwide, however I have my reasons as to why I don’t want my newly pregnant friend naming their forthcoming child after you). There are certain names that you should not name a child under any circumstance.
It reflects badly on both you and your kid, so cross Justin, Lindsay, Harry, Miley and Kanye off your list. Names of dictators Notorious villains and dictators surely don’t get a mention either, so remove Adolf, Joseph, Genghis and Donald. Names of your friends’ children Now that you’ve made it this far, it stands as common decency to not give your offspring the same name as your friends named theirs.
Believe me when I say, you will soon hate your mates for having their kids first and for claiming Charlotte, Toby and Emily before you had the chance, but decency overrules here. Names of your mates While we’re on the subject of your mates, unless you want your child to spend the rest of its life hearing about how they were named after ‘Good ol’ Johnno’, do not give any of your friends’ names to your baby. Your own name Right, so now that you’ve put a line through Nicole, Liam, Shelley and Tim, it’s time to do the smart thing and take your own name off the list.
I’m not sure how you plan(ned) to decide on the names of your kids, but, if you have any tips for new players to the game, then feel free to share because it is a far more complex process than one may think.
These names must be completely severed from your potential list as quickly as they are identified, and preferably in the following order: 1.
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