VH1 should thank her for providing an accurate tagline.
In the end, however, the rules of heartwarming teen movies prevail: the Prom Queen choses the nerd.
VH1 really likes to drive home its belief that this show is a “radical dating experiment.” At every introduction, the host asks: Will people put everything — from genitals to bad tattoos to glaring personality flaws — out there for judgment?
She’s just your typical woman on the hunt for her "ride-or-die guy.” Keegan tries to run from her, but Katie came to this tropical island to wrap her bare legs around someone on a tandem zipline. They strap into the harness and meld together into one flying naked blur. Until someone forgets to pull the handbrake and Katie’s face slams into the stopping block. Luckily, the producers let you put your clothes on to go to the hospital.
Of course this is not the last of the unsinkable Katie.
Keegan can't contain his enjoyment and lets lets his flag fly, if you will.
Ladies and gentleman, we have our first accidental boner of the season!
I fell into a deep hypnosis listening to him talk and talk while stress hives slowly crept up his back. Back at the Jungle Villa, things go from porno to PSA as Keegan turns into a total alpha-male meathead.
He takes one look at poor Dan, gingerly sipping his first margarita like a 16-year-old at TGI Fridays and says, “I would have made that kid cry in high school.” His total jock-douche shtick is a huge turn-off.
From her first moment, Katie lets that freak flag fly higher than any other.
She’s never met an inhibition she didn’t release to the wind.
Then she meets Scott, a manly man who tickles all of her primal urges.
He goes right in for the hug, attempting to dick-poke her because that’s went men do.
Meanwhile, if Keegan is Captain Taciturn, Diane’s date Dan is his polar opposite.