Stranger: U NOOOO RUSSIAN You: I DO NO RUSSIAN Stranger: U STTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPID AMAAAAAAAAAAARICAN You: IM KANADIAN ;( Stranger: SSSSTUPID AMAAARICAN You: AMERIKA IS OUR Stranger: SHHHHHHHITTTTTTTY KANADA PEEPLE You: AWWW Stranger: AAAAAAAAAAL DEH KNOW IS HOOOOOKEY You: I LIED You: I NO FUTBALl You: AND RUGBI You: AND BEISBAL You: AND TENIS You: AND MORE AND MORE Stranger: DAS IT Stranger: ??
Sexchat bot that acctually talks
You: I LIKE SAUR KRAWT Stranger: I HAAAAAAAAT U Stranger: AKKKKORDIN FOR You: NO You: I LIKE THE Stranger: AND FAAAG You: YOU BEIN GEY WRITE NOW!
Stranger: I IS GIRL You: I IS MAN Stranger: SSSSSY BAAAAAASTART You: CAN WE DO THE FUKI FUKI??
It’s a guilty pleasure for myself and my colleagues.
However, what I find interesting is what people do with said online dating profile. I have plenty of successful and attractive ones in my social circles.
Stranger: I SHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIITTTTTTT IN YOUR MOOOOOOOOUTH You: NO I DONT LIKE TOO GIRLS ONE CUP Stranger: LEIK 2 GIRL 1 CUP You: NOOOO You: I NOT IN YOUR MOUTH Stranger: BBBUT I SSSSSHEEEEEEEEET IN UR MMMMMOOOOOOOUTH You: NO You: I CLEAN MY MOUTH WITH ANTI You: I HAV A SHET REPELANT Stranger: I DON'T CCCCAR Stranger: I SHHHHHHHITTTTTTT IN UR MOOOOOUTH Stranger: I HHHHATE U You: NO You: I IN YOUR MOUTH ! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. You: Hallo Stranger: LEIK A SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE You: like a G 6 You: You: I like airplanes Stranger: I NEED TO SSSSSSOOOOOOOOMEEEEEEEEBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOODYYYYY Stranger: DU U SPIK DUH CHINEEEEESE Stranger: ? Stranger: okay You: IF YOU'RE WONDERING, MY CAPS LOCK BUTTON IS NOT BROKEN.
Stranger: DDENNN I PIIISSSS IN UR MOUTH Stranger: ur a faggot i have a penis Your conversational partner has disconnected. Stranger: I NO LEIK G6 You: You: I d UNT SPEK CHINC You: I SPEK ENGLESZ Stranger: I DONT NO WAT IT IS You: WHER YU ARE? You: I JUST LIKE MY LETTERS TO BE BIGGER THAN YOURS.
You: anyhow i need to post this troll You: or it will be to long Stranger: Cool story, bro. Stranger: Popcicle You: oh, okay Stranger: Want my little 2" dick up u You: nah, I'm good Stranger: Whore * I'm not a whore* "There's a view, current at the moment even among quite sensible people, that women, that secondary form of humanity (second to men, the lords and shapers of human civilisation) should in some way become equal with men, or could so be; this is leading to a struggle which is both bizarre and doomed. A (the man) has a speed of, let's say, 100; B (the woman) has a speed of 60. Stranger: PEICE OF WHAAAT Stranger: U STUPID WHAAAAAAT GUY You: WHERE U ARE? You: PEEPLE THER ARE DANJERUZ You: THEY CIL THE WIT MAN A LOT Stranger: U SO RAAAAAAAAACIST Stranger: I HAATE US Stranger: SO STUUUUUUUUPID You: NO I NOT RACIST Stranger: DEH DONNNNNNN'T KNOW HOW TO FAAAAAACK IN THE BAT You: YEAH I GO TO GERMANY Stranger: YYYYYES U ARE You: AND DANCE LIKE HITLER Stranger: I AAAAARE FACK FACK GUY!
i'm not old neough for real sex You: whats sex chat? You: become hetero You: but youre sining againsit the lord Stranger: Judging is a sin. Stranger: As to it's contribution to evolution, I can't really comment. *I meant that my limbs were stiff..* Stranger: Hi You: hello Stranger: I'm a pedophile like mj come here little boy il let u eat my popcile You: what's a popcile? Stranger: I NO LEIK G6 You: You: I d UNT SPEK CHINC You: I SPEK ENGLESZ Stranger: I DONT NO WAT IT IS You: WHER YU ARE?
I’ve been recovering as a socially awkward person for as long as I can remember.