Look: these kids are writing about fucking spiders. Age of Institution 0 points if the preschool is under 6 months old, 3 points if it’s older than 5 yeras, 5 points if it’s older than 10 years, 10 points if it’s older than 100 years (if you’re in America), 10 points if it’s older than 650 years (if you’re in Europe). Because ugh you’re going to have to spend time with them so are they like too crunchy and have kids called or are they like normal people you could have a drink with.
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The second part is also like how you do a job interview: do the instructors seem nice as people, do you feel like they’re silently judging you (because they fucking shouldn’t be, you’re the one who’s fucking paying them, right?
), do you think they’re the kind of people who shout at kids, what’s your gut feel, do you want to get coffee with them, do you think they’d get coffee with you if your partner wasn’t around, are they wearing a wedding ring, all that kind of stuff.
I have tried to let you go and find someone that moves me more than you, but no one can beat the way you make me feel.
Being around you lifts me up - not only do I feel fifteen again, but you make me feel like I couldn’t be anyone better but the person I am when I am with you.
You’re doing it in Google fucking Sheets because you need to share it with your fucking partner. Have you checked out the neighborhood crime statistics? Is there a bot that will automatically post to your preschool group’s channel when your kid does a shit? Here’s a tip: ask if the other kids have passports. If the instructors even start mouthing the words “Pay” and “Pal” go ahead and fucking punch them in fucking throat and move on to the next fucking preschool. Jesus Christ, it’s not 2015) If when talking about almond milk they don’t know the difference between the different kinds of almond milk, then they’re fucking charlatans and you should burn the fucking place down.
When you’re choosing a preschool, you’re probably thinking: how the fuck do I choose a fucking preschool? Do they even have a proper Slack team, or is it one of those shitty free ones where all the important messages will disappear? Class Composition Some parents care about this more than others. Most parents care whether the preschool is mixed age or not. If they don’t, it’s a sign they don’t travel, and you may or may not want your kid to mix with those kinds of kids, or you may want to make sure your kid is exposed — in a controlled fucking environment — to the kind of kids who will never have the chance to leave the country. Activity Balance No, Waldorf isn’t just a fucking salad. You just remember reading some shit that Sara posted on Facebook about all those tech founders sending their kids to Waldorf and Montessori schools. Most of the time you’ll want to choose a preschool that is just a little bit too expensive for you because if you don’t, you’re a fucking disaster of a parent and you know everyone else is judging you. Peer-reviewed studies show that Do you have to provide meals?
You don’t want your child raised by those kinds of people. The first is easy and is like doing a job interview.