In case you missed the February 18 blog or would just like to refresh yourself, go ahead and click HERE to see it again.
My daughter is getting ready, a process than can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge.
Instead of just standing there, why don’t you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?
I have a passion for my family and have learned a few things along the way.
In God’s kindness, I had the privilege of meeting and spending a little time with Fred Zaspel during the Ocean City Bible College.
As soon as you pull into the driveways you should exit the car with both hands in plain sight.
Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car – there is no need for you to come inside. ———————— Some may be uncomfortable with the threats and allusions to violence.
Here’s an example of why Fred’s a man after my own heart: Daddy’s Rules for Dating His Daughters Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a package, because you’re sure not picking anything up.
Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me.
Rule Five: It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is: “early” Rule Six: I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls.